Lemmy Shitpost
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
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That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
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3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
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Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
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-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
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Health is for losers.
Go on a Rager that people will talk about for decades.
(You may want to consider what community you're posting in)
I'm gonna post wholesome stuff even harder now
I'm gonna take a shot for every wholesome post let's let's fuckin goooooo
King shit
I mean that's fine, as long as you're aware that people shitcomment on shitposts
People pretend ragers are something inherently cool. Some others do too if they don't question their motivations and then they are often embarrassed whenever people do ask them why it should be cool. Because they don't know. They just thought it represented something and people just pretended it did for social cohesion reasons (which is just boring old people habits now)
"I got fucked up and did dumb shit!"
Why?
Cause I hate my life mostly. And I don't want you to know that shit so I pass it off as something you want to do but aren't cause I'm better then you. Like social media showoffs before it was around. Pretend your life represents some real quality and the idiots will believe it type deal
The only time it isn't that is when your just doing it for yourself and aren't really forcing anything and it happens, but then people don't usually talk about it forever unless its has particularly embarrassing parts or props up their social status by being a part of it or in proximity to it ๐ค
Basically the real ones go wtf you doing talking about my badass life like that for? And the fake ones (that have basically nothing going on for them besides jobs) they eat that 'telling the same old story' stuff up with a big ass smiles like "I peaked then and its everything to me" which is really sad old people shit and unless they're really nice persons and/or are sharing it just to connect with you its not really worth any congratulations. They're usually just impressed with themselves. (Taken on its merits its alright of course)
Mostly tho this mentality is just dumb person aurafarming bullshit ๐
That all said, do go ahead and get some life experiences, and allow yourself to be in positions that let life happen and make some memories! Just be careful not to be an asshole, and remember, no amount of bullshit storytelling will make whatever happened not what it really was. Even if you think it will in your young/old brains. And people that try to 'change things' that way are the absolute worst.
Tldr: Rager people prop themselves up with that bs because they know they didnt/dont do anything of actual value so they pretend that they did and they mean something instead of doing anything important or valid/real like everyone else does ๐
Might want to consider your lack of authority here bitch
Complaining like one. Like the little bitch version of you better do what I ask but hey im saying it all nice why are you not letting me control you like my kids did?
Idk man, you seem to be the one writing novellas crying about obviously facetious comments in a shitpost community, telling people what is and isn't ok.
You may wanna take a look in the mirror to check who is actually the bitchbaby here.
Yeah hiding behind your sarcasm doesn't work, get fucked
I don't post for your little whiny asses or for your "ideal community" baby bullshit. I post for the best of what I see is needed here
Obviously I stuck a chord
Go back to bed bitch, or reply like the limo dick you are trying to convince yourself you don't care about telling people what to do. But bitches like you always do. That's why you all whine the same, project that shit after you do that shit.
Lol go re-read the thread, and then reflect on who you're describing in your diatribe ๐
Honestly, Poe's law is going hard here. I can't tell if you're doing a bit or not.
Obviously I read it, you can't write shit or have anything to say we get it
Look using emojis (copying me) like your some snappy young man but your just a little boy and a smug and inexperienced manchild so desperate to prove himself to anybody that he can.
And oh my goodness! Top it off a Poe's law reference to project intelligence you clearly lack and backtrack from your lack of comedic talent! (And hide the fact you weren't kidding of course ๐)
Such wow. Much loss of self respect to play to a crowd you don't even know well enough to see how lame your stupid ass looks trying that stupid shit
Get fucked poser ๐
Ok, just to establish the timeline here:
At this point I have to assume it's a bit that I just didn't get, since this is the shitpost community and your ranting is veering pretty sharply into shitpost territory.
So... Well played, I suppose? Lol
Youre a manipulative cunt. You started shit while acting the part of a innocent person and you'll get treated like you were a manipulative cunt for that.
So to wrap (your style maybe your brain will read words as a result)
You posted a passive aggressive, not so subtly controlling and clearly manipulative comment
I had posted an essay about the mentality of prissy cunts (relevant or not it doesn't matter)
You infantalized what was said, misrepresented what happened and are still here trying to save your loser clown ass from the impact of your having been a clown ass loser
I found out you were INTENTIONALLY manipulating what was happening either because you can't read or because your a total ass (the much more likely answer of course)
You (a cunt) know you can spout bullshit and hope for the best, and you've been doing it your whole life Id reckon. Be an idiot, but just smart enough to lie to the idiots around you for support when you need and think that makes you better then the intelligent one you are facing off with (while pretending your not in case you need to act like you weren't when you fail epically at it)
Just in case anyone assumes your not just a witless conniving liar I keep assuming your doing this because youre just stupid.
So back to that which you posted (You should think about the community your posting in.)
Implying directly that I should not comment because it doesn't suit your shitpost community guidelines (which is short and stupid/lame im assuming) and that they (OP) can't post hopeshitposts either. And also keeping you safe from criticism of your clearly maligned behavior. A learned trait, assuming from home.
So I know this is how you get attention and that puts me in a position. You likely have no fucking friends and are a victim of a superiority complex and victim roleplay. So what am I to do? Keep engaging? Let him have his make believe? Nah that's how this place gets filled with yous. Exhausting, debilitatingly clueless cowards like you.
But teaching comes with suffering so letting you pretend you are consistent with your story is a cop out on my part. Its always tough to be the better man so here we are. Still replying to a disingenuous conniving cowardly asshole fuckwad of a, and I'm using the term EXCRUCIATINGLY loosely here, human being.
Let me guess tho. You ain't gonna read that cause your a little wus who never wanted to know he's a cowardly stupid fuck and almost everybody knows it?
Since dude DMd me to tell me this wasn't a bit and to yell at me, let's enjoy this for a bit and pick it apart.
What shit did I start? A flippant reply to a post on a shitpost community? Thats enough to cause you to meltdown?
What did I post that was passive aggressive, before you started screaming and crying?
Well you posted an essay for sure. Relevant it was not. This is shitposting community, not a community for actual advice. My comment saying to go on a Rager was not serious, and I explicitly flagged it as such. Your response was both extremely preachy and completely misguided.
No, the thread is here for everyone to see.
You replied to my silly dumb joke with a bigass rant where you insulted people for hypothetically doing things you didn't like. When I sarcastically reminded you again of the community, you told me I have no "authority" here. Authority to what?
You said that I'm complaining like a bitch, but literally I hadn't complained about anything, you just made that up which is rich considering how much you accuse me of manipulation later. Remember, the whole thread is there for everyone to confirm this.
Intentionally manipulating, like how you said I was complaining? Like how you said I was trying to control people, despite me having said nothing but a joke and a reminder of the channel, but you went on a preachy tirade about what people should and shouldn't do? Huh
I didn't say you can't, I said that im posting shit takes, because this is the community for shit takes.
But here you are, telling me that I'm now allowed to post shit takes in the community dedicated to shit takes. And you're telling me that I'm the one trying to control people? Uh huh.
Again, an ounce of self awareness would have done wonders for you, here.
No, unfortunately for you, I read it all.
Idk what you thought would happen here. The thread is here for everyone to see. They can see that you lied, and then accused me of doing the things you did. You can read if for yourself. It's all here, out in public.
I wrote this breakdown for you, because eventually you did strike a chord, and to show you that I'm not just gonna accept you lying about me without standing up for myself a little bit.
in case anyone doesn't want to scroll up a bit, this screencap of the conversation captures it perfectly.\
If this is rage bait, I'll give it 5/10. You triggered me enough to write a breakdown, but I'm not fuming.
I applaud your commitment to the bit, even if it's not my brand of shitposting. I know how much time it takes to walk that line for such a long post.
A challenge for you:
Can to double the length and somehow work in dr Seuss?
Edit
Dude DM'd to yell at me. Turns out it's not a bit. That is WILD
Dude your strait up mentally ill
I hope you get the help you need someday
I would but I don't have any bulldozers or thick steel plating
A large dose of PCP is a good replacement for either