this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2025
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[–] michaelalf@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

19 months and 6 days sober... but a Lemmy post told me what to do, so I'm going to get fucking drunk.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

But... being drunk is the only time when I am social...

[–] Isolde@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Let’s all stay healthy and safe so we can experience the pain and torment that is surely in our future β™₯️

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

But why, though?

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What client did you post this with? Trying to debug why it's a link instead of the image.

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

A week away from 2 years without a drink and damn this year's been testing me real fucking hard, I nice cold whisky and cola would go down real fucking nice right now.

[–] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

You got this man, fuck that feeling, your a warm motherfucker and you don't need whiskey for that to be so

Hope you stay whatever you want and become whatever you can be too, this world ain't got shit on you, sorry about the year but its not your last one

Keep strong, stay badass, rooting for you from here✌

[–] Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml 12 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Too late, spent the last month drinking after 11 months sober 😭

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 11 points 16 hours ago

something thats helped me a lot is remembering that recovery isn't a linear path.

if you're driving from New York to California, then make an unplanned stop in Nebraska, you aren't back in New York. you just gotta deal with the fact you're in Nebraska and move on.

you got this. stay strong.

[–] king_comrade@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

11 months is an amazing streak! I reckon you can do 12 next time, give it another go big fella! We're all cheering you on ❀️

Detours like that happen to most of us. It's totally worth it once you finally arrive at the place where you don't need it anymore. It's an amazing feeling.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 6 points 19 hours ago

Nooo :( I hope you'll get back on track. Setbacks are ok. It took me about 5 years to get sober once I started trying.

you either know this song or you'll love it:

https://youtu.be/9DxMFYpZZEo

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 hours ago

But if you decide to, I've got plenty of booze. I'm not much of a drinker but I have accumulated a collection via various sources and enjoy sharing.

[–] korendian@lemmy.zip 6 points 21 hours ago

Counter point: Continuing to fuck over my health will bring an end to this hellish existence sooner. πŸ˜…πŸ˜Ά

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Six and a half weeks sober from weed and counting! Trying to make it to 2026

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Hey your insomnia is probably better by now! How were the wild dreams?

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The insomnia was the hardest part for me since as a daily user I would previously fall asleep within seconds of my head hitting the pillow. The dreams were incredibly vivid - and the nightmares. 😨 Trying to really reign it in in 2026.

[–] korendian@lemmy.zip 3 points 21 hours ago

I believe in you. My latest record was one week.

[–] deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

Excellent fuck yeah

I drink when I feel like it. I felt like it once last year and twice this year. I've went five years without so much as a beer. I know though that there are those out there that have a problem with moderation and its important they don't imbibe even once.

I'm drunk as I read this.

[–] GFGJewbacca@midwest.social 4 points 21 hours ago

I could easily see her make a statement like this. I believe in based Samus.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This society kills my sobriety

[–] Dymonika@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago

I let this society ~~kills~~ kill my sobriety

Stoicism corrected that statement for you.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

This goes hard. Damn.

[–] patrlim@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

I've been drunk like twice, both times sucked, not doing it again.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (15 children)

Health is for losers.
Go on a Rager that people will talk about for decades.

(You may want to consider what community you're posting in)

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm gonna post wholesome stuff even harder now

I'm gonna take a shot for every wholesome post let's let's fuckin goooooo

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