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I feel this is what you do when you are questioning how your life is going.

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Are those cold/frozen fries?

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 27 points 3 days ago

I've been down, but never this down.

The chocolate is the only thing that makes me question what's going on.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

The chocolate should be on top of the burger, its not gonna do shit over there.

Dinner and Dessert in the same plate for an eco-friendly meal? Less dishes to wash?

or just blatant food crime…

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

"Hello, police ? I need to report a food crime"

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Charcuterie bowl??

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that salami or raw ground beef?

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Looks like salami

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I want it.

I probably ate something similar at some point in the past anyway, chocolate pairs really well with lots of savory foods.

[–] wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Girl dinner?

[–] djehuti@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Is this like pouring one out for cobra?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago

OP, you OK?

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Hey that actually looks pretty good. Is the chocolate an unexpectedly good pairing or just tossed in there for scale?

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Better than anything I can cook, eat what you can, enjoy what you enjoy.

I know it’s a meme but food is food.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

nah this aint food, this is the cardinal sin of gluttony

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

No it isn't. This is a struggle meal

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

not with choclate bro... also the salami is... questionable

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Struggle isn't just monetary

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You aint strugglin if you have chocolate

Now five minutes later tho...