klemptor

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know this is pedantic, but that's a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.

I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I'll still apologize for the state of it.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 7 points 2 weeks ago

Not creeps. Predators.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah because itain't the front and itain't the back

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit. This is either really egregious ineptitude or intentional persecution of a political "enemy" of Trump's. I'm not sure which because Halligan is so deeply unqualified for her position. Maybe it's both.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago

We had Lace Bouquet:

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh fuck I thought this was a bird's-eye view of somebody's head

I need to go to bed

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago

More for me!

Seriously if it weren't so unhealthy I'd have pork roll every single day.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Fellator really couldn't make America greater.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 12 points 3 weeks ago

Yes that's a thing here in the US

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 4 weeks ago

Inextricably linked to "Lift Me Up" for me

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

Why is he a mii

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