klemptor

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know this is pedantic, but that's a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.

I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I'll still apologize for the state of it.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

Not creeps. Predators.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah because itain't the front and itain't the back

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit. This is either really egregious ineptitude or intentional persecution of a political "enemy" of Trump's. I'm not sure which because Halligan is so deeply unqualified for her position. Maybe it's both.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

We had Lace Bouquet:

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

Oh fuck I thought this was a bird's-eye view of somebody's head

I need to go to bed

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

More for me!

Seriously if it weren't so unhealthy I'd have pork roll every single day.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Fellator really couldn't make America greater.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 12 points 2 months ago

Yes that's a thing here in the US

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

Inextricably linked to "Lift Me Up" for me

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

Why is he a mii

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