Well ackshuallllyyyy they're not burning it if they're just wanking π€
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They use their private jet to fly in the best people in the business to handle the matter personality in a hands-on fashion.
I mean, if theyβre wanking with maximum force, speed and twist without destroying the cylinder (or adding supports to the cylinder,) as well as adding ferrocerium or magnesium shavings to aid in the ignition process, and if the stroking motion produces enough joules of energy, hence heat, the crude oil could ignite, producing greenhouse emissions in their place of wankage. /s
Probably thinking too much into it, but a lot of Instagram influencers out there are running a barely disguised escort service for the rich. One of the things they'll ask if they feel like you might want to hire them is if you want to fly them out. So, maybe burning jet fuel? Yeah, we're stretching things real bad here but we can make it fit rationally as well as figuratively.
watching Netflix is a skill issue anyway. learn to use xdcc or i2p torrents or something
Using Shitter to post this probably does way more to negatively affect the environment more than anything.
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That's why God invented the Pirate Bay.
lol good thinking, take away the one thing that keeps people sedated and watch the world burn
How many Netflix shows of a single ride on a private jet?
Mega yachts have to be started regularly to keep the engine running smoothly. So even if you aren't going anywhere, you still have to spend thousands in gas each few days just so it performs well when you do actually use it.