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[โ€“] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Can I dance like Jar Jar?

[โ€“] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

I'm still convinced he's a sith lord, so I think he doesn't talk as weird as he does when he's not playing the bumbling idiot. But I probably would still prefer to look like him just in case.

[โ€“] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Work would be so much more fun if I talked like Jar Jar Binks

[โ€“] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You could make some money doing Star Wars events and conventions and such.

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That one lady had the hots for Binks just saying

[โ€“] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

Learn to keep the tongue in and it's not so bad.

[โ€“] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Isn't there usually a reward in these questions? Like 1 million dollars?

Can I pick neither? Not worth it.

[โ€“] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 3 months ago

This is a curse

[โ€“] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The โ€œyou cannot kill yourselfโ€ part is enforcing you have to pick one or the other. No picking neither.

[โ€“] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Aww hell no...can I do the immortal snail one instead?

[โ€“] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was young and full of hope when this film was released in theaters.

No longer, Jar Jar taught me I am never cynical enough.

"I'm sure they are just whining, how bad could it be?" I said to myself...

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[โ€“] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

He looks kinda adorable ngl.

[โ€“] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

C.! Lock in no regrets!

[โ€“] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

Im rewatching all the star wars movies right now so this made me laugh. :)

[โ€“] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Point of clarification: if, by your actions, you knowingly do something that will cause someone to kill you: is that considered suicide?

That's assuming that just existing as either of these states doesn't cause someone to murder you which would be very unlikely.

[โ€“] bklyn@piefed.social 1 points 3 months ago

A character that looked like Jar Jar was eventually redeemed in a scene from the Mandalorian, so I guess Iโ€™d have to go with that.

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