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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

bunch of porn just got blessed

[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Gives me Warhammer 40k vibes of the Cult Mechanicus, where they are so backwards and conservative with their culture, rather than learn and innovate, they prefer to worship tech as an unknowable knowledge given by God, anointing their computers with oils and prayers instead of actually fixing the issues.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Whoever came up with the Mechanicus must have worked in IT/mechanics before because after 14 hours on what should have been a 10 minute fix, you start thinking the machine took one of your curses personally.

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I see it as beneficial to the mechanicum. Ritual ensures proper maintenance and assembly.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Satan:

# systemctl daemon-reload

[–] No1@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That also loads 14 other processes, including watchers that restart the process if you stop it. None of them are named anything like the main process, so you'll never find them.

Oh, and also floods logs with useless messages until you run out of disk space.

Satan don't play soft.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, so I wasn't that weird as a kid.

I don't know at what event that happens, but at certain times people go to a church and get bunch of things blessed. Bread, bibles, crucifixes, rosary beads, etc

Well, I brought in a calculator. Didn't help, I am still bad at math.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Is that bishop Dziwisz? He once saved Cracow from a flood using magic bones. He packs some potent spells.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is basically the job of John Deere's technicians

Except they charge $250/hr

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 5 points 3 weeks ago

We had to pray for the outcome of a project before we could start at one customer. That customer also had some feng shui come in to make sure their toilets didn't disrupt the flow of energy in the office. There are a lot worse ways to "invest" some money in the business world,

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Okay honest question, what does the # actually do? Every time I try and use it (fedora 42), it just doesn't run

[–] NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

It's just a convention. commands starting with $ are meant to be executed by a user. commands starting with # are meant to be executed by root.

[–] aarch64@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

# indicates a comment in shell scripts, it's interpreted the same way on a command line. That's why it's doing nothing. In this case, the # isn't part of the command though. It's to indicate that it's a root shell. You'd see $ for a regular not-root shell. It's part of that bit of text with your username, hostname, and current directory (with most default shell configurations, look up the PS1 Bash variable) that comes before the command you're typing.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

We will experience last crusades in the year of bsd.

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

’This machine is discharged into your care. Fight with this machine, and guard it from the shame of defeat. Serve this machine, as you would have it serve you. Fight for this machine, as you would have it fight for you.’

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

Aaw, this guy with his tiny witch broom.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 3 weeks ago

What is this rack?

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Initial D????

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It worries me that I know who exactly this priest is just by looking at the back of his head

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

friar Tuck?