Third expectation is a dealbreaker!
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I just wanted you to know that your choice of username has made me very, very sad. So saddened. The thought of a lone goat in the cosmos. Can you change it for me? Like by yesterday?
fuck, I can't wait for Judgment Day.
If gpt does turn this is gonna be one of the first humans to die...
Sign me up

Uncle Tedding intensifies.
Skynet needed this.
In a panic, they tried to pull the plug.
Skynet fights back.
Terminator 2.