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[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 81 points 1 day ago (21 children)

It is wild how people refuse to use the 24 hour clock. It is so logical and easy. kind of like the metric system…..

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First thing I change on every electronic device I buy.

[–] spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

And really annoying when something only has 12hr mode

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago

I don't want to believe that time goes on for that long.

I'd rather a 6 hour clock.

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'd prefer base 10 time than base 12. Until then I'll just keep with am pm

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago

I'd prefer base 12 for everything

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[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 106 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I get the joke, but the sundials of ancient civilisations precluded clocks.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sundials also didn't work very well at midnight for some reason, what's ya point?

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're just not holding the flashlight properly.

If you hold the flashlight right they work 100% of the time.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That's when we bring out the moondial.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

The firedial works every night.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, I think my fleshlight is broken..

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sundials also didn’t work very well at midnight for some reason, what’s ya point?

Noon is the center of the dial. Midnight is just the opposite of noon.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I cannot tell if this is sarcasm or not. This is peak Poe's Law.

That’s why for a long time, and even longer in the Royal Navy, the new day started at noon and not midnight.

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Precluded" means "prevented" or to "make impossible" ❤️

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's all the Babylonians fault

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those fuckers could count to 60 on their fingers. Witchcraft!

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Using binary, we could count to 1023 with 10 fingers but only 511 with 9 fingers

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Boys could count to 2047.

[–] exothermic@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Well… This post sent me down a rabbit hole -> Unequal Hours if anyone else is curious.

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yup, that's why we still don't have any clocks to this day.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 17 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Alright, I'm calling a 4.1666666666666666666666666666 metric hour meeting to discuss this!

The meeting might run to a full 5 metric hours.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

"Hey sweetie, please come home by Hour 89.58333333/100 otherwise I'm gonna have to ground you for a week, love you!"

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

there's 86400 seconds in a day. If we use a new unit that is slightly shorter than a second as a metric second, we can do 100000 metric seconds a day, with 100 metric seconds per metric minutes, and 100 metric minutes per metric hour, and each day having 10 metric hours.

Your 1 hour activity now takes 0.5 metric hours (it might be 20% longer, but that's arbitrary anyways, we rounded them to the closest hour anyways)

We are only used to the current system because we have been using it.

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[–] s@piefed.world 20 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Keep it simple and just measure in terms of seconds since the Big Bang. The current time is 435,884,579,968,052,736 seconds, easy peasy

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

technically that is 64 bit unix time.

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The big bang was definitely not in 1970

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 21 hours ago

They had to pick a period where 32 bits would last long enough. If they had started with 64 bits, they could have used a start of time much further back.

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[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The clock makes so much more sense when you rewrite the 12 as a 0

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 22 hours ago

I never confirmed this, but I noticed that in parts of West Africa, people wouldn't say "afternoon" until after 1:00pm. Since greetings were important, I started noticing it more and more when peoe would say "good morning" during lunch at 12:30pm. As if the 12 noon hour is still part of the time segment.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

Babylonians: I see this as a complete win.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

maybe this is because i grew up in a house that had a clock with hands but no numbers, but wth do you mean "the 6 means 30".

analogue clocks consists of two progress bars. the numbers are just for convenience.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

When the minutes hand is over the 6, 30 minutes have passed

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