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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 90 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What is a whipped cream charger?

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 119 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Cartridges of nitrous oxide. Commonly referred to as 'whippets'

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Follow up question, what is.. that..? They got scammed?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 90 points 3 weeks ago

Whippets is a reference to inhaling the nitrous which causes a short temporary high (so you have to keep doing them I guess). I didn't know what they were until I helped out a friend who GM'd a hotel. They needed a maintenance guy and I just moved there so I took it for a few months and trained their new guy or w.e. (I don't know shit about hotels but mostly it is just standard plumbing and electrical issues). Had a leak on the first floor coming into the gym. Traced it back upstairs to the third floor. Bunch of young adults had ~500 whippets around the room, they refused to let us in, I eventually got in and found they did something to the toilet, it kept running, they were to fucked up to notice the night before and it leaked through the bathroom floor, down an inside barrier wall and made the ceiling collapse in the gym. Wouldn't have been an issue had they just reported the leak when it happened.. instead it took us hours to get them to let us into the room, and they didnt spend the time cleanjng anything, just not wanting to get up. Whatever they did, they sure as shit weren't going to have fun explaining the damages they caused to their parents, because I don't think the hotel/police were letting them skip out on paying for it.

[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

At almost $1 each, that isn't a terrible price. But anyone spending $5k on nitrous really should be buying it in bulk tanks, not packs of individual cartridges like this

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Unless it’s for resale to underprivileged minorities (i.e. children) who can’t buy it themselves. Then it makes more sense than buying the equipment and empty canisters to go with the tank.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's also pretty dangerous since you're effectively depriving your brain of oxygen so honestly just smoke weed instead.

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One of the reasons they're popular is they're a very short term high, so you can still drive home without issue. The same can't be said about weed.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

1000004047

The short high is also a reason crack is popular.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 3 weeks ago

They're using them to get high.

[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They got 5,000 chargers, not really scammed, although you can get larger volumes for less. If you take a full lung-full from a balloon and hold it, it's like flipping a switch that shuts your brain off for a few seconds. As you come back, it feels like your brain is booting up as reality slowly reconstitutes. I never found it particularly pleasant and something about the nature of the experience made me feel it was unhealthy.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it's like insanely bad for you. It might straight up cause brain damage

So yeah, just smoke weed instead

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Most problems are caused on the longer term and that damage can be quite insidious. N~2~O deactivates vitamine B12, which ultimately causes nerve damage, especially for heavy users. Symptoms can be stuff like tingling extremities, muscle weakness and paralysis and can become irreversible with continued usage. The problem is that the early symptoms can be easily disregarded, while the damage is slowly building up.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wah wah wah wah

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

And somewhat more charming, some would argue.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

i could fully undrstand 5k for such a handsome and good puppy

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ever seen a pile of discarded small silver canisters? That would be them.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I thought it was tiny scuba divers

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wouldn't call myself frugal by any means, I generally support people spending their money on nice things that they find value in so long as they're not living beyond their means.

That being said, IMHO dropping $5k on a ring makes you a god damn idiot.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are definitely pieces of jewelry that are worth that price tag.

That said, if you would like to by a crushed moissanite and tin love bracelet for that special someone, you should do it. A romantic dinner of two foodlike beef and cheddar max sandwiches, and a night of peaky blinders is a fine way to bond.

I would say if you're spending more than like 15k you're crazy, but 5k is not insane money.

[–] cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

The line of insane money depends on income and priorities really.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's supposed to be 3x pay checks right?

I live paycheck to paycheck so someone better do the proposing to me

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The idea that you're "supposed" to spend $X on a ring is absurd. Are you getting engaged to show off your wealth or to commit to a relationship? What does spending excessive amounts of money on a trinket have anything to do with the latter?

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That advice was likely a holdover from the time when wedding rings were essentially insurance for the wife if her husband died suddenly - sell the ring and be able to live for a while on that money while you search for a new husband.

Now that women are, y'know, allowed to work for a living rather than being forced into homemakers, it makes a lot less sense for the wedding band to be outside of one's means to purchase.

I just tell people to buy what looks nice to them and is in budget. My wife has a gold band with some inscribed decorations, and I have a band of silver and inlayed meteorite. They were both under $1000. No need for flawless diamonds, rare stones or precious metals. We're happy.

It's from a debeers ad

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh that actually makes a lot of sense!

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think society cares more about the cost of the ring than my partner and me. Outside of joking, I'd spend a lot on a ring for my lover. I mean we both owe the mortgage after we marry right? It all evens out eventually.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you were to adhere to that dumb rule, it’s based on income, not income minus expenses.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago
[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The receipt total $4599.02 doesn't add up if they only got Whipped cream chargers 24ct for $19.99 they could get 230 boxes and then buy something else for $1.32

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

Bag of balloons.

[–] thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

AI slop maybe?

[–] aeiou@piefed.social 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

‘At least he died doing what he loved: a bunch of whip-its’

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

"At least he died doing what he loved..."

Which was not his girlfriend, who, coincidentally, he explicitly chose not to make his fiancée, and who he also sent a clear message to via buying one engagement ring's worth of whip-its on the way out.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 22 points 3 weeks ago

Your brain would be mush at the end of half of that. That’s for a party fsfs

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What in the fuck do you need ~5,520 whippets for?

Precursors for some concoction I'm not enough of a 'chemist' to understand?

Stocking up for P Diddy's next party?

[–] Ach@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

To inhale the nitrous and get high. Call them doing whip-its here.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think this would end me

[–] nocklobster@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

230 whippets and a $1.32 pack of gum

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why 24 cents for 19.99 dollars?

[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think "ct" on this receipt is short for "count" rather than "cent."

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hippy Cracktacular.