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submitted 2 months ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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and moose tastes a lot like chocolate pudding.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

"How do you like your steak?"
"Rare"
"Sorry Sir, this is a steakhouse.
We've got plenty. "

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Rocky roads are full of marshmallows.

[–] yaroto98@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

And grasshopper is really minty.

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

And turtle tastes like ice cream

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Moose tastes so much like chocolate that its tracks are also delicious