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[โ€“] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I would reject this pull request. Why is the indenting all over the place? Why is your keyword capitalisation all over the place? WHY YELLOW?!

Edit: the more I look at this the more it pisses me off. Wtf is going on with your kerning? Just random number and placement of spaces. Also, why is the table name in caps? Who does that? Select * is lazy. Do you really need every field about a girl? Really? Worst of all, not a limited request. I sware this is just the kind of thing that would return 30 million rows and brick the database for twenty seconds.

Guy with a belly asks for girl with a small waist. The half-assed ugly shirt will do it.

Instant woman repellant.