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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 137 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Doesn't even need to be a magic rock. A regular one thrown at your head also does wonders.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 weeks ago

Shit, even a crack rock can do it.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

In fairness, Doomsday beat Superman in a straight knuckle dust up, no kryptonite required. So that's also a Superman weakness.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 weeks ago
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

In Superman The Animated Series Batman (and the Joker) discover that a jade dragon is actually made out of kryptonite because the owners die after a few months.

And in some of the stories Lex Luthor loses his hair because of his kryptonite experiments.

So at least in those universes it's also harmful for humans.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

And in some of the stories Lex Luthor loses his hair because of his kryptonite experiments.

In Smallville, the spacecraft carrying Superman brings a kryptonite meteor swarm with it. Lex's exposure to the meteors is the cause of his premature baldness and a partial reason for his resentment of The Alien.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

And in some of the stories Lex Luthor loses his hair because of his kryptonite experiments.

In the mainline comics of the ‘80s and ‘90s, wearing a kryptonite ring day after day gave him incurable cancer.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 35 points 2 weeks ago

Everybody's weakness is a rock if you hit them with it hard enough.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ah man I've not heard Kryptonite in years

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (12 children)

I have a short playlist of Superman songs.

  • Kryptonite - 3 doors down
  • Jimmy Olsen’s Blues - Spin Doctors
  • Superman (Its not easy) - Five for Fighting
  • Superman’s Dead - Our Lady Peace
  • (Wish i could fly like) Superman - The Kinks
  • Superman - REM

Always looking for more.

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

What about "(I'm No) Superman" by Lazlo Bane, aka the Scrubs theme song?

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

You Don't Mess Around With Jim by Jim Croce isn't directly about him but does give good advice on treating this wardrobe with respect.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Silvergun Superman - stone Temple pilots

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sunshine Superman - Donovan

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Superman - Love Spit Love

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[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I forget the exact number but a surprising amount of fellas are also confident about winning a fist fight with a bear, so, yeah. This makes sense.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I means it's simple really. As the bear charges, I dodge to the side, aim for the eye and with a quick jab...get mauled and die painfully

[–] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago

Bro, I will use my 3 months of bbj to slip behind the bear and put him in a rear naked choke. That's right, I am going bear back.

This is the moment I wake up from a mix of blood loss and concussion from one swipe of his paw.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago

Kryptonite lays him out right away even from a reasonable distance.

Even the plutonium demon core won't kill us right away.

A little touch of hydrogen cyanide and we're gone though. We're fragile AF

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

If we're talking pure elements at room temperature, people can die from extended contact/eating/breathing beryllium, fluorine, phosphorous, hlorine, chromium, cobalt, arsenic, cadmium, antimony, cesium, mercury, thallium, lead, bismuth, polonium, radium, thorium, uranium, plutonium, and americium. That doesn't even count all of the heavier than air gases that will kill you in a couple of deep breaths. People are very squishy and prone to getting injured by things.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, if you throw them hard enough, all the other elements will kill you too.

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"What if I pretend like people are saying something stupid and then cleverly refute it? Yes, that will make an excellent meme."

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anything solid of decent mass can basically do us in. A glass bottle with an I love Kitty logo on it at 70mph right to the skull for example. So yeah, a rock, so long as it is large enough, could do it.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It's all about the joules imparted.

A small enough rock going fast enough is just as deadly as a large one traveling slower.

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[–] subterfuge@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Been through two medical fears already, catheter up my dick (3 times) and a broken femur. Kidney stones are still on my bucket list!

Boss brought his to work one day for show and tell.

"That came out your urethra?!"

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Yeah but uranium kills you after a bit, kryptonite takes him out instantly.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If that was the case, Superman would have died more than once.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've not read the comics but I imagine hr has, a few times?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I only know of 1 time and kryptonite wasn't even used. Doomsday just best him to death.

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[–] Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember in a Lobo comic, Lobo grips a chunk of Kryptonite in his fist as he punches straight thru Superman's chest and heart, right out the other side! Don't fuck with the Main Man!

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Arsenic and mercury, both commonly occurring metals present in rocks, can kill humans immediately. Especially if vaporized. Uranium can kill and disable quickly in high enough concentrations.

Also, keep in mind it's a plot device about a fictional flying space alien with laser eyes. It doesn't need to follow the laws of physics.

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[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nice try but I eat Uranium for breakfast.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's just so many calories.

[–] Cliff@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think we all eat Uranium for breakfast.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself, I eat cyanide and hydrogen

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[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don’t understand. The point isn’t that we are not vulnerable to something similar, it’s that Superman is nearly invulnerable. So, my brother in Christ, this is not a retort.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

What I wonder: according to lore the conditions, where supermans people live, on krypton are so harsh that they are a strong race that is like humans under those conditions.

Now sth. With the sun is there too, but lets put that aside for a moment.

So Supermans weakness is a rock of krypton. Because the rock itself must be super radioactive or sth like that.

Anything that harms superman should kill every human in the area instantly.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 2 weeks ago

Dude it's comic book magic and bullshit, don't overthink it.

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[–] Oppopity@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but I'm not super. How's he supposed to call himself super if he's weak to the same shit I am.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

You can brain anyone with a rock.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Rock + Isaac Newton = death

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

One big rock from space can wipe out the entire planet.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Most rocks are my weakness, if thrown hard enough

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