Yeah... You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won't.
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2026
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I can't argue with that.
Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.
Whats with the presentation?
Narcissism
So it should read "I excuse myself to the washroom on dates just to check my IG feed".
I've said it before, I'll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!
Real poo is free, abundant, and just the right consistency if you eat enough cheese.
enough cheese
does not compute
gives a great tan
Shampoo or Realpoo
Shampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.
beat me to it.
Champagne implies the existence of Champleasure
Some people find pleasure in pagne. Lots of guys out there wanting go get spanked by angry women.
Yeah, its called American beer.
Shots fired!
They both exist, and are used when you need to get away from a date, check your phone, or otherwise get some alone time sitting down.
ShamWow implies the existence of LegitMeh
We demand REAL poo!
That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!
No it doesn't. Plenty of animals only poo, including most insects and birds.
And given the wetness of shampoo, it's unlikely that there's a separate shampiss.
Uhm ... I guess so?
Old guy story time
I knew this guy in college who always forgot his shampoo in the shower (dorm with shared bathrooms).
It would enrage him that people would use up his shampoo.
So he filled the bottle with piss and left it for communal use.
This looks like female Rainbolt
Don't say that too loud, you'll get trumps attention
It does.
Due to an unfortunate trait of the French (their language) it's better known as champagne.
Fr all wine and grape derived liquor is yucky and gross. Find better drinks, like rum.
... Shampiss...
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... pre-cum?
Synthetic urine?
synthetic natural champagne (German calls piss play natural champagne)
Shampoo also means the existamce of proudpoo
How about true-poo?
It's the good shit
How does Shamwow fit...
I've been wanting my wife to shampiss on me for years...
It’s pronounced sham PAGGin
That’s deep.
shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart
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