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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] H3mp79@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] rumetal@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Queef

The Why

Wimp Bizkit

Arch Enema

Preen Day

Corn

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 27 points 2 weeks ago

I like the last one reminds me of something.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Corn

The Beetles

The Birds

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Monkeys

Lead Zepplin

Credence Clearwater Revival

Gorillas

Outcast

Motley Crew

Megadeath

Puddle of Mud

The Black Crows

Stained

Snoop Dog

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[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

📈📉📈📉

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

The Shite Stripes, Queef (or Queefs of the Stone Age), Various Fartists, The Jim, She Who, The Grateful Bead, Johnny Rash, Take Shat (or Take Twat), Rape Against the Machine, Nine Young Cannibals, The Curd, Nice Inch Nails, Pubic Enemy, Fool, Blue Oyster Cunt.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago

This, right here, is quality work.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

With this many good ones how did you miss Porn

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[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

Pound Garden

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

We're on Lemmy and no one has suggested Red Hat Chili Peppers? For shame.

Then again, I use Arch...tic Monkeys.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

RUN DLC

CEO Speedwagon

PC & The Sunshine Band

LLM Cool J

ZZ Cop

[–] rumetal@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Never forget ZZ Mop

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HeneryHawk@reddthat.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

Nuns N' Roses

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
  • Weeber
  • Frank Fapper
  • Green Gay
  • PoЯn
[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] rumetal@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They said ruin, not upgrade

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

to be fair, the original name is essentially the same

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[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago

Arctic Donkeys

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wired Al Yankovick

The Mamas and the Zappas (Frank Zappa's band was called The Mothers, so...)

The Crapberries

Nine Inch Tails

Mo' Doubt

Greek Day

Earth, Wine & Fire

The Beach Toys

The Bagels

Buns 'n' Roses

Rake Against The Machine

The Greateful Head

DC/DC

The Why

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

Fall Out Toy

Volmeat

Daftones

Nine Inch Tails

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
  • green hay
  • codplay
  • lady maga
  • Beeg Gees
  • Sink
  • Mhania Twain
  • Eric crapton
  • The Poors
  • meat load
  • Dem leopard
  • Stevie wander
  • the beach toys

I'm ashamed at how bad some of these are.
Especially Mhania train (Shania Twain / I'm on your train).

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[–] slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] tino@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Public Enema

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Iran Maiden

Baby Medal

Deer Purple

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Men Without Cats

Sour Non-Blondes

Rash

Motley Crud

Skin Row, or Skid Raw

Player

Rio

Gums and Roses, or Guns and Moses

[–] jinxedID@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] mysteriousquote@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They said "ruin", not make it 10x better

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[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  • Cream Theater
  • System of a Town
  • Go:jira
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[–] rumetal@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

So close! That is two letters

[–] rumetal@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

You are right but I just cannot delete this

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Banal Cunt

Rattle Decapitation

Slater

[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago

Prance

Saylor Swift

Queef

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago
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