I mean... pretty sure that's satire. The last sentence has "why waste time say lot word when few do trick" energy.
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They really made every possible error with there vs they're and all those common things as well. Gotta be satire/rage bait. π
Its hard to no 4 shur thems dais.
Review trolling is a subtle art that should be financed with government grants.
The majority of users on this platform just don't recognise satire until someone points it out.
Or sarcasm.
Are you trying to tell us that there are a lot of neurodivergent people on lemmy?
Sure, but back when I was on Meta, there were plenty of people that typed like this.
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Reminds me of this review for a school.
Were they trying to say "disgrace to society?" I don't speak dipshit.
Yes, you translated that right. Congratulations, you've learned another language.
Bullying 1/5 is nice tho.
Rating bullying on a scale of 1 to 5 is such a confusing way of doing it.
Does the bullying have to be of a high quality with lots of originality in order to get a 5/5
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Wait until Kim finds out a vast majority of public libraries also offer free Internet access...
*librarys
*libarys
It might be satire but this is definitely a reflection of the truth for many. Take this as a sign to support your public library, they shouldn't be taken for granted.
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When internet....
WHO CARE ABOUT BOOK?
Who cares about supermarket when McDoland?
Sheβs going to be the next president of the United States
Is that Ken M in drag?
We are all in drag on this blessed day
Has to be satire
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A library is a place you go when you are a rebellious teenager and your parents didn't want you to have a computer (or maybe you had one but you being a dumb kid broke it), so you went there to get away from parents and use the library computer.
(Yes I went to the library just to play some browser based Unity FPS game, cuz my laptop stopped working, that's me "playing outside" lol)
(Also if your parents are poor and can't afford a computer or internet access)
Also if you hate a teacher and wanted to skip class. (Okay kids please don't skip class, I was depressed and hated that class okay)
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It's like she got dumber as she wrote it.
review trolling -_- not gonna bait me.
she ain't no masterbaiter
It's satire, but Americans as dumb and ignorant as her portrayal exist and are numerous. They just wouldn't even step into a library, lol.
This cunt is allowed to vote. Just think about that for a little while.
Might also be a troll review, but Poe's Law is in full effect now a days and there's people who legitimately think like this.
There is an actual zero percentage chance this is real.
Can't say which is funnier, the joke or the people taking it seriously.
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I fully agree with this comment. It is not only libraries, but the entire publishing ecosystem that needs to change:
- Governments could host public servers for books, allowing everyone to download and read them freely.
- Authors should also be free to upload their own books and be compensated through tax funding, based on actual downloads or verified readership.
- Ideally, this would be supported by dedicated softwareβor even specialized reading devicesβthat can measure readership more accurately.
- For scientific and technical books, some form of professional review or certification could be used to increase their weight in the system, while purely entertainment content could be weighted less.
- Countries that share the same language could collaborate by pooling their book servers, creating shared linguistic knowledge spaces and reducing duplication of infrastructure.
Libraries also provide help when filing taxes.
Even if that internet thing was a argument.
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Ah. Katy, Texas I presume. Anyway, this is so aggressively American. Weβre fucked.
Satire or not.
I have a more gooder books at home
I am thinking that maybe this is a sarcasm? A little jokey joke perhaps?
Oh wow, I'm so used to reading MAGA comments I had to re-read it to notice all the errors.
Of course is Texas lol
The level of English language this review is written in, is enough evidence as to why we actually need those libraries...we're fucken doomed...and seriously fuck the Internet
Totally missed out on using βcould ofβ near the end there.
This reads like a Trump tweet.
Of course she's upset. All they had were books and she can't read!
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