Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 month ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They don't have zippers. They just have watergates.

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

What do you call it when Richard Nixon uses up the last of the toothpaste?

Col-gate

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Why the downvotes? This is a dad joke if I ever seen one :)