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[–] jnk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Everything is open source for this guy after using this simple trick. Big techs HATE him!

[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago
[–] Hootz@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Always love this one, I'd do the same but there's to many fucking things to fix.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sounds like you should find a new product to use.

[–] Hootz@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would but due to capitalism there's not much of a choice in products.

I hate when companies just eat an entire industry.

[–] laughterlaughter@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's the product and what's the field?

[–] Hootz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Soda and soda accessories.

I'm a Bev tech, there's two companies that make bar guns, tapright and multiplex aka wunderbar. There's more options for fountain dispensing but most of my work is bars and restaurants.

Also AMA about soda dispensing at bars.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That screams: Open you source code and accepted correction !

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

It screams made-up internet story.

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It seems like I'm constantly finding bugs in businesses' apps. Do they not have people test them?

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They do, and they have a backlog of hundreds of issues to fix and they must prioritise then. If fixing a bug doesn't make money, it's not priority.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am steadfast that I will occasionally take some time and kill off some low hanging fruit. For me, its kind of like a break and lets me clear my head on the bigger issues.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Even then, there are bugs that need multiple people (design, engineering, content, QA, etc) and are not something that can be fixed on a whim.