this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2026
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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Spezi@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Look at what OP has done. Now I'm watching Hot Fuzz again.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just a piece of useless rubbish.

[–] copd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"Nah, just a lot of junk"

A classic deserves to be correctly quoted

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

(heavy westcountry breathing)

[–] eclipse7@feddit.nu 35 points 1 month ago
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 21 points 1 month ago

A town I used to visit has public bins made of old sea mines

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] coolman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, thank you

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Why is this in a shitpost sub? This is awesome!!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, doctor, all three have 3rd degree burnt anuses....

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its only warm for a few seconds. Then it gets uncomfortably warm. Then I assume it gets hot, too hot, get me off this thing hot and too late I'm stuck to this thing hot and I can't feel anything down there but it smells a bit weird. That's 3rd degree. They gotta cut the spike off and you're going to the ER with the spike in place.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Thanks you for that word picture. It replaced my foolproof plan for world peace.

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That’ll be $28,000 please

[–] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Mmm relaxing

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What happens if you push the pins in

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Moves the logs around...

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

You burn your hands.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

One controls the flue, another controls the damper. The rest are just there to look cool and hang tools from.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Spicy juice leaks

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

listen here u burnt shit

[–] AethiopeRoot@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

It looks like a terminal in No man's sky game