I really need to do this. Will be a fun day at work.
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Googly eyes always make me laugh. There's a realtor in my area that has been advertising for decades on billboards, and sometime early 2025, some hero took extremely large googly eyes and stuck them over his picture. I have no clue what glue they used but they're still up there.
This is how I found out from my mom that my family apparently has generational beef with theirs. My grandpa apparently loved terrorizing the guy's dad because they were assholes and my mom ended up competing with him in real estate for a little while.
Thank you googly eyes.
Waymond? Is that you?
Earthquake detection kit.
On a serious note, my issue with these is that they're plastic and when they eventually fall off they'll become litter.
But then you realize what you ordered isn't self-stick and you are disappoint.
Then you realize that you can now use those double barrel self mix tubes of epoxy so the eyes will never come off.
Well I'm off to the louvre
Goddamn. Easy, Satan.
What, pray tell, is satanic about permanent googly eyes?
You get enough of them, and it even becomes a biblically accurate angel, not satanic in the slightest.
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Damn, I've made the same mistake 😄
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Vandal-eyes!
When I had a housewarming party, I put a bunch of googly eyes in a bowl and instructed everyone to become googly eye terrorists in my new house.
It was really fun, and a great surprise to find all my eggs googly-eyed with pieces of paper with pleas for help written on them.
Still finding them to this day.
Ah.
Eyes up here --> 👀
👀 <-- and there
Now I’m convinced there should be a “My eyes are down here” shirt with googly eyes at titty level. Probably already exists but I’m too lazy to look it up.
Another one that might already exist: "My tits are down here." With a picture of tits on the T-shirt.
I've seen a hat with my tits are down here on it before, it was relieving to have written consent to look.
These would be good for dead ICE agent bodies.
Sometimes self care means bulk ordering googly eyes with the intent of teaching the next generation the joy of vandalism
It's too bad they don't sell them as stickers . Like on a sheet.
They do, but I've found those difficult to carry and you lose then when the sheet buckles.
They should put them on a strip and then have special applicators like pez dispensers. Eye gogglers, if you will. Patent pending patent pending patent pending.
Like one of these but googly eyes instead of tape.
Ah yes, biblically accurate shipping.
You just reminded me of this candy from my childhood. Anyone else remember these?
I got gigantic ones and then stuck them on the toilet cistern. To quote a friend "i hate how it keeps making eye contact when i piss in it"
I once ordered a box of different sizes. Comes handy, occasionally.
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