I'm actually 3.5 middle schoolers in a trenchcoat.
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2026
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Nice to meet you Vincent Adultman
I did a business!
I work retail. I pray I'm arguing with children because I don't get to cuss them out at work.
How is divorces formed? How is divorces formed? How prenup get anulad?
They need to do way instain mother> who divorce thier hubbys, becuse these hubby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had divorce her three husbands, they are taking the three hubby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the bros who lost there friend ; i am truley sorry for your lots
Wait I was supposed to put anal in my prenup? I know porn teaches us to love it but I am struggling to get past the poop part.
Wondering if the advice was any good?
I honestly bet it was better than most.
Unironically.
Kids have a simpler way of interpreting the world, which is usually what couples need (many failed marriages are the result of explicit social loops or implicit mental loops which aren't broken).
Adults usually infer and attach bias based on their own experiences.
Delete gym, hit the lawyer, get a facebook
Honestly, maybe...
Most advice is a pretty generic reminder to listen to your partner and treat them like a person. That's something you know is a good idea as a concept pretty early on in life, but it's just real easy to get complacent.
If it were, "Share your stuffies and go out for ice cream", it would be far from the worst marriage advice I've ever heard.
AOL sent my dad a transcript of me in a chatroom saying Will Smith looks like a dick with ears.
If you were my child, I'd have picked you up from school four hours early and taken you out for ice cream.
Lmfao I can't even imagine this happening to me 😹 I said some terrible things
Hey! That's my go-to description of Florida Senator Rick Scott! With googly eyes!
I was a kid when I was getting yelled at by confused adults online, who never had the thought that maybe the guy so bad at the game, is an actual kid.
For one, it shouldn't matter whether the other person who's bad at the game is a kid, a senior, impaired, a noob, a busy adult or just someone who enjoys that game without putting in the effort to become really good at it: If you're insulting someone over a game, you should sort out your priorities. I used to do that, because I was a miserable knobhead, but it really doesn't make the game more enjoyable and made me even more miserable.
But secondly, it's particularly bad with kids. Yes, life can be unpleasant, and learning to deal with other people's disapproval is important, but there has to be a better way to ease them into that.
(Beating down on the impaired is also fucked up, obviously. Life has dealt them a shit hand already, so how about making an effort to include them instead? I promise, it's more mutually enjoyable. Few good things are as infectious as the joy of someone used to being shut out with superficial pity. That's not relevant to the topic, but I felt it's worth mentioning.)
Playing video games with my nephews
Me: Get obliterated because I suck
Nephew #1: "Ha ha!"
Nephew #2: "What a fucking noob."
Wife: Appears seemingly from nowhere "Excuse me!? Do I need to talk to your mom about your language?"
Nephews 1&2: "No ma'am."
Me: 😏
This goes really well with the post a few lines up "TIL: 54% of American Adults Read Below 6th Grade-Levels"
She was probably very relatable to them.
Time well spend.