What's the problem about that? I think i deserve it to be on someone's phone. Why not mine?
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2026
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It’s only respectable if it’s a couples pic
A naked couple picture.
One of my ex-girlfriends had hung a large poster of herself from her high school prom photo on a wall next to her bed. She was 31. Also a bit of a narcissist.
Isn’t that Donald Trump’s phone background?
Yes he even wears a pin of himself. Fucker pathetic.
No, that's weird. I use a picture of my face for real wallpaper instead.
Just use a mirror to unlock their phone using their "face".
Ive seen people have their partner or their kids but no, not themselves.
I guess it makes it easier to find/verify the owner if they lose it? (Though there are better ways to do that). Still feels weird.
Yes, mine is my passport because I don't want to have to unlock my phone to show it.
Mine is my cat who passed away. Rest in peace skittles.
How do you recognize it's my dick? It can be someone else...
yes. many of those lol