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Closing programs (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

In Linux you get zombie processes hanging around when things go wrong, and you can't get rid of those.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Android ain't no better. If I don't pull up my app list and manually kill my media player, it doesnt stop and drains the battery despite tapping the exit menu item

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