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WASD or Arrows??? (feddit.org)
submitted 1 month ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (5 children)

HJKL

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago

Officer, yes this one.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Move using the number pad.

Your keyboard doesn't have one? Sounds like a you problem.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Was hoping to see this

[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

it's spelled WASM

[–] Captain_Faraday@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

This is the way

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

QWOP

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I need programming courses for swimmers

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

They're wearing a suit. Unlikely to be a programmer.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Dear chatgpt, what's the fastest way to learn how to swim? Please hurry

[–] jwt@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Skill issue, should've run it with --dry-run first.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

That's not how you create swimlane diagrams.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Programming the swimmers course

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

How about 3WES?

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[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So much to learn I have....

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Ich kann dir alles geben, was zum Thema zu lernen ist (es geht nicht um vieles). Die Frage kommt von mir (in der YT-Version werde ich aber nicht erwähnt) und es handelt sich um diese Tastatur: https://feddit.org/comment/9000852

Sie haben aber die Frage editiert, ohne mir Bescheid zu geben...

[–] PapstJL4U@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ofcourse Numpad Arrows

or how Quake players would do

LMouse A RMouse D (shoot=Space or Alt)

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IJKL

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Space games: Why not both?