this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2026
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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 148 points 4 days ago
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Some of the few "content creators" I respect. They put in the work.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I've been seeing so much AI generated content of late, any real life human doing real life work is a blessing.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 44 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

She writes her erotic stories on her phone?

[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 22 points 4 days ago

Those are love taps

[–] cybernihongo@reddthat.com 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's actually better. I assumed she was writing a prompt.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

I figured it was a hard drop and she went back to doom scrolling...

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 4 days ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She's not flirting with you, she's doing organic advertising. She gave you a business card that's just a QR code for a %5 discount and disappeared.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Orgasmic advertising.

The card makes you shoot ropes.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

But then i wouldnt need the advertised services any more...

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I guess she is spamming every community she can with her phone. Got to get those bits out there to get more hits.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago

Thank god I was worried society was running short on people who meaningfully contribute to the betterment of our species and planet