the Greatest and Most Prestigious Board ever assembled at any time, any place”

That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. Like shockingly fucking dumb. It's so fucking dumb it leaves you speechless and instead of anybody just telling him "Hey, that's the dumbest fucking thing" they've ever heard, people are just going along with it like the stupid committees he comes up with don't really matter since he's only class President not the POTUS.
Somebody should really throw a subway sandwich filled with raw onions, anchovies, and mustard at that fucking turd along with every turd on his fucking turd board. If for no other reason than to just slightly improve the odor that must fill any room when you jam pack it fill of so many rank pieces of shit.

