Fake and straight, obviously.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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skill issue huh, shame
Fake: Anon would read David Smail's How To Survive Without Psychotherapy before going to therapy
Straight: She then "suggest" hypnosis for his not getting laid problem. Then over many sessions while she is planting post-hypnotic suggestions and triggers, she turns him into a mindless obedient drone towards every women he meets, even when it is inconvenient for him.