this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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”You can’t tell me you’ve honestly been trying this long and are still a virgin?”
There’s the problem, right there. Women marinate in so much attention they just cannot understand how men can want relationships and sex, yet not be able to get it. Their brains melt down when you demonstrate how fundamentally and radically different the male experience is.
Men: if you want true understanding, you have a much better chance of achieving that with a male therapist.
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