They became adults, which is just childhood without the fun and with more suffering.
Then you die.
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Yeah they don't have family or friends in the real world so definitely no reason to go back. /s
Can't stay on drugs all the time.
Well there are the indoor toilets and plumbing, easier access to food, lights at thr flick of a finger switch. Malls, internet, cellphones, and other post-medieval conveniences
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There's a few things I wouldn't want to give up, like electricity and indoor plumbing. But those are solvable problems.
Indoor plumbing is negotiable TBH. I'm not abandoning paradise (compared to real life) just because I have to go in an outhouse, especially if I'm rich enough to have multiple servants.
The real sticking point would be medicine for me. IDK if Narnia had magical healers for everyone, but I definitely don't want to get old with pre-20th century medicine.
From Terry Pratchett: Dentistry, hot water and soft toilet paper.
The best thing about Narnia would be the lack of climate change.
Global warming was definitely a huge plot point in the first book.
You mean the fifth book
A society either needs taxes or serfs in order to function. One of those systems is compatible with equality.
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My favourite part was when the one girl wasnt allowed into Narnia heaven cause she’s a face painted WHORE
They did revert back to their original ages when they left, after literally growing to adults in Narnia. I'd leave too if I could be an adult in a kid's body with all my knowledge and experience.