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[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 164 points 2 months ago (5 children)

She's a keeper. You're lucky. She's letting you know what irritates her, and how to avoid aggravating her again and also providing a way to make it up to her. This is the way to a harmonious life.

[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or she came up with a goal--and an annoyance to help drive it.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this is the fucked up comment

[–] buggybug@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

this is the meow meow comment. meow!

[–] udon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

this is the correct comment

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

"happy wife happy life" seems so.. antiquated though.

edit i think my viewpoint might be because my parents were both born in the early 1950s and very much reinforce the "boomer" stereotypes. i think both people in a partnership should be happy, to be clear.

[–] other_cat@piefed.zip 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

the only antiquated part is 'wife.'

Happy Spouse, Happy House

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

How so? I derive great joy from bringing joy to my loved ones. Love and happiness is greater when shared with others.

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[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I dunno she pretty clearly said she’s annoyed which sounds like a description of how angry she is

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But how do I read these subtle hints, can't she just tell me how she's feeling?

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i wonder how much extra stress access to instant non-verbal communication has added to humanity. like for thousands of years you could only talk to someone face to face or wait three months for a letter to arrive. we never really had to try and translate someone's intent without the aid of vocal tone and body language until pretty recently.

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago (8 children)

People are capable of being annoyed by something but still make peace with their feelings and get on with their day.

Can some people not do this?

Not to mention that their partner is annoyed, but that doesn't mean they suddenly don't love them any more.

People weirdly paint each other as black and white, completely this or completely that, and don't consider maturity and complexity. It's odd.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, and this comment annoyed me.

Pick your weapon, we meet at dawn.

(/s in case a moderator can't read cues)

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its so easy to spot people who've been banned from reddit one too many times

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[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Yes, there are people that can't do that.

I know someone who received a phone call in the morning to ask if they were actually cool with their husband taking a trip across the country with him. Ruined her whole day. Couldnt go to work because she didnt want to cry in the office. She knew about the vacation and was fine with it. Still not entirely sure how that ruined her day, but it did.

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[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't buy fabrics you can't wash. Seems kinda dumb.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Duvets usiually have duvet covers. The chocolate probably either went through the cover or it's a button up duvet cover and got in.

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

The throw is what is unwashable. Dumb though, just wash it anyways or spot clean.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 2 months ago

You can wash duvets.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 months ago (10 children)

People who eat in bed are just animals.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Italian sub, right? Or is that just a me thing?

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[–] Ach@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My girlfriend got mad during sex the other day because she rolled over on her belly to change positions and CRUNCH potato chips I left in bed.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You are an animal if you eat crisps in bed.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago

I'm eating in bed rn, better than sharing space with smokers.

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Thinking about people eating toast in bed makes me feel uncomfortable given the potential for crumbs.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't eat chocolate in the bed you fuckin goblins!

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[–] mech@feddit.org 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She was so mad about the chocolate, her mind immediately went to drinking.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Husband here.

Sometimes relationships end up with one "tidy one" and one "messy one".

I busted my ass over the years to turn from a gremlin into a "tidy one".

I got married to my "messy one". She's in charge of keeping the house clean.

I have to remind her not to eat in bed 🥲

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok. I'm going to help you out. I'll take your messy wife, and I'll also be messy with her. We'll eat chocolate in bed. We'll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car.

And you can take my wife.

Also, I'm not married.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh god, I just understood what an electric current is.

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[–] s@piefed.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My brain mixed up duvet with bidet at first

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

So let me get this straight. People complain when their gf gets mad over little things like chocolate in bed. They also complain when she doesnt. Wtf?

Wish my wife would tell me if something bothered her this calmly instead of bottling it up until she bursts and gets angry. Im no better just to be clear.

[–] mech@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ask her regularly if something is bothering her, or if there's something you can do to make her day better.
Also, reflect on if there's something you do that makes it hard for her to tell you her issues with you (body language, sighing, removing yourself, getting defensive...)
Maybe she just finds it hard to bother others with her problems, asking directly makes it easier.
And maybe you're unconsciously communicating to her that she should leave you alone with her problems.
Anyway, the goal is to show her you're by her side, tackling problems as a team. Not opposite her.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ask her regularly if something is bothering her

yeah...that's a one way road to hell.

[–] erev@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I mean this is sound advice that can go wrong if you hace the emotional intelligence of a doorknob (whicgmh is a lot of people, mostly men). Don't just ask "is something botheribg you" so dryly and regularly you becomw whafs bothering her, but open lines of communication where you make it clear that you're trying to improve your communication and then genuinely check in on her. Dont just ask if something is bothwring her, but find out how shes been and what may be adding stress into her life. Don't immediately seek to fix it, but try to understand if she just needs to vent stress or if there are issues you can tsckle together. If an issue is identified, remember it is you and her vs the issue, not you vs her.

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[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

...y'all should work on that.

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[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is easy, just send one loving emote to reply. 💖

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Hit her up with one of these:

K

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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

She never even said she's mad.

Annoyed < mad

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

see, this is why we millienials throw so many lols into our text communication. so people know it's not super serious lol.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

When did she say she was mad??

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Well sometimes some people don't say directly that they're mad but say things like "I'm annoyed"

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 months ago

She’s annoyed but not mad. She wants to be acknowledged but not fight. It’s not a big deal if you say I’m so sorry about that and move on.

Bonus points if you buy a new throw.

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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is wine all over the van, lets not do a group winery day again.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Also - it would be fun to ride one of those Pedal Pubs.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I read that as she’s annoyed at the chocolate stain+mess in the bed that shouldn't be done ever again, and as forgiveness of the annoyance, Jared can rent a van for a group winery as an apology.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean.....that sounds like a win/win/win honestly. Your wife gets drunk, she's happy, AND she forgives you instead of fighting?

Deal.

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[–] scrion@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm 100% sure I can wash that throw.

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