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Microsoft shares slid about 10% on Thursday following an earnings report that disappointed some investors, prompting the stock’s sharpest daily decline since March 2020.


Microsoft’s finance chief, Amy Hood, argued that the cloud result could have been higher if it had allocated more data center infrastructure to customers rather than prioritizing its in-house needs.

“If I had taken the GPUs that just came online in Q1 and Q2 in terms of GPUs and allocated them all to Azure, the KPI would have been over 40,” she said.


Analyst Ben Reitzes of Melius Research, with a buy rating on Microsoft stock, said during CNBC’s “Squawk on the Street” on Thursday that Microsoft should double down on data center construction.

“I think that there’s an execution issue here with Azure, where they need to literally stand up buildings a little faster,” he said.

LMAO, the analysts and C level execs are going to accelerate the fall of Micro$lop.

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[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Glad to finally see some uplifting news this month.

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Maybe get rid of that Bitconnect-ass looking dude?

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

BITCONNEEEEEEEE…..eternity

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I thought crypto was really cool back in the day. I had a guy ask me about Bitconnect because he was considering buying some. I looked into it and told him it looked sketchy, and I didn't understand how they could possibly promise those returns

He dumped all his money into it. Only weeks before it collapsed too. Lost his house and wife. Ended up moving across the country to live with his brother

Nice guy though

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What else can plunge down on necks real fast?

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago
[–] ji59@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was surprised that S&P500 gained over last year ~16%, but dollar lost compared to euro ~15℅, so there was no real gain.

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

FYI, there is a USD index, DXY. It lost ~12% overall compared to a basket of other currencies

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

They are still up 25% over the past year?

[–] br0da@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Keep it going!

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 points 6 days ago

Oh look at that, a little kick in my step. Good tidings.

Oh no, anyways...

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Might've been partly because of the Melania movie's generation and how weak, unsmart and unwise it makes Apple look.

Everything above pennystock value is still to much for µ$lop stock!

[–] Exec@pawb.social 2 points 6 days ago
[–] Darkness343@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I need those dumbasses to increase their sales for my investments.

Come on you stupid Satya, do something.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you’re investing money in dumbasses, what does that make you?

[–] Darkness343@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I don't know. Their stupid company is in my s&p500 etf.

Can't they be as profitable as Nvidia?

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