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Toaster ding
"hotdogs"
That alert sound from Metal Gear Solid.
❗
THX
You're welcome
Hey, you. You're finally awake ...
Alternatively: There's always a way in - Chinese Hacker from CnC Generals
Cha-ching! - Tanya from CnC Red Alert 1/2
Slide whistle
And as you get older it just gets slower and sadder.
Darude sandstorm
Like the entire time it's up, or just a sting right at the beginning?
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Final Fantasy victory tune.
"boioioioionnnnnnng" from beavis and butthead
Rising up: Pac-Man entrance song On the decline: the Pac-Man dead sound
The sound the springy door stops make when you smack them
dick-not-havers of Lemmy please also share the sound you imagine it would make
SomeBODY one told me-
M1 Garand ping
IMAX jingle
The sound of a balloon inflating.
I can second that
Pornhub community intro. I'm already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn't know if I have a boner or if I got an email.
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Gex saying ”it’s tail time!”
A gentle creaking, like a thick branch in the wind.
The theme from Jaws.
"bomb has been planted"
When you flick the door stopper spring.
Groan tube
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