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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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submitted 5 months ago by Prontomomo@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I stubbed my toe against the table and am now filled with great purpose

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Whenever I apply for a job, I just get a whole lot of resilience. How can be get less resilience?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

You just need more perspective. Have you tried landing a job? That always helps me feel less resilient.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

My obstacle is CEOs enriching themselves at the expense of the workers. What would you say the opportunity is?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Corruption = networking with benefits
Theft = Self-gifting
Murder = reducing the competition

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Management harassement -> motherfucker, I love being tortured.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I saw this pop up on my "all" feed and I was very annoyed until I saw what community it was posted in.

LinkedIn is getting too close to reality, the people there almost seem real.

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Your purpose is PAIN