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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago

I mean, it's pretty gay in here. Mostly cuza me.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 153 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But also yeah, it’s pretty queer here!

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 110 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It's not my fault all the good shitposting places are trans spaces.

Hey some of us are also Autistic.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago (14 children)

We have the best shitposts because we’ve been horribly traumatized at large and we’re not okay.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The best humor comes from trauma.

I love you all.

[–] Ach@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Auschwitz Survivor Comedy Troupe still the funniest group of dudes to ever exist.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Comedy and Tragedy, the iconic duo.

I was gonna say we have the best shitposts because we have the most loose assholes but ok.

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“The amount of eccentricity in a society has generally been proportional to the amount of genius, mental vigor, and moral courage it contained. That so few now dare to be eccentric marks the chief danger of the time.”

— John Stuart Mill

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Weird people are more fun to hang out with"

  • Me
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't forget the furrries and trekkies.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You just repeated trans people two more times.

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[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It's all of our faults, and I'm proud of us ❤️

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

Fabulous even.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 66 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

She's not gay, she's just Nicole, the Fediverse Chick!

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Wonder how Nicole is doing

[–] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

damn I'm already feeling nostalgia on the fediverse

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

I swear to fuck I saw her picture on a random car's bumpersticker the other day. If I wasn't driving I woulda snapped a pic.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Our girlfriend!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago
[–] matmarspace@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago

There may be some overlap not gonna lie 😅

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

no, the correct version here would be: gay - flag = 0, since to move flag from one side of the equation, you are required to subtract it from both sides. this equation also equals 0, because we have already figured out that gay is equal to flag (gay=flag)

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

if a gay flag suffocates you, is it homoerotic asphyxiation?

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[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

New baba is you level just dropped

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[–] xia@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

How did it take me this long to realize the lemmy logo is a pentagram?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"God says: Believe in me. Satan says: Believe in yourself."

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I use the Voyager app which is like a little Mouse guy. So I had no idea what I was looking at at first.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The Pentagon (US military headquarters) is too!

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ignorant here. What is that flag for? Update: nevermind.. Fediverse lol. I did not read the comment under the image

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