Ceci n'est pas une shitpost
this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2025
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Happy birthday Helen!
Fuck! I forgot to study for the test!
If this had been an actual shitpost, you would have been instructed where to stick your antenna (up yer bumhole) to recieve more dank memes.
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for anyone wondering, it ends in "...an!"
ATTENTION LEMMY
thanks for your attention
REMAIN INDOORS
DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON
Was I supposed to have a SHITPOST plan in place?! Frick
You’re not my frickin’ supervisor!
awww got dang i done told you if you don't stop with all the frickin swears i'm gonna have Steve write you the heck up
Successfully shits
Oh wow .... my antenna must be perfectly aligned today! ... I can actually see this image without any static or distortion.
EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE!!
DON'T MOVE!!!
We now return to your regularly scheduled shitpost!
you mean, back to the soup?
gasp
They fired the nuclear shitposts
Stock up on beans and hide in jeans
Its the only way to survive
It's the only way to preserve our way of life. We had to do this.
I see you in here, spider.
Test failed successfully.
You know what? IM GONNA MAKE A REAL SHITPOST OF POST OF MY OWN SHIIIT
Actually we're not on a station. But we are in space, on a rock.
Unless someone here is on the ISS