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[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 14 hours ago

God Jennifer can get it with that outfit

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

RIP Chandler Bong

Also hopefully near future, RIP Micro$oft

[–] cram42@mander.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

Actually it's Miss Chanandler Bong.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 8 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

The guy on the left shot me in the head once

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

The lady on the right fucked me in the ass once.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 16 hours ago

Ring a ding ding, baby

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Same! And then I fucked him. To death.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

my gf went down that path but then didnt kill him in his sleep because she figured shell just do it in the morning

she was so disappointed to see he left lol

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

My guess would be the plot of Fallout New Vegas

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 43 points 1 day ago
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What celebrities would be in the Slackware video guide?

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 23 minutes ago

Patrick Kerr from Frasier, and an animated J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.

[–] moodymellodrone@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can’t believe this is real

[–] john_t@piefed.ee 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We didn't deserve the 90's 🙁

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dear lord I miss everything about the 90’s.

[–] homoludens@feddit.org 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I prefer the 90s to the current horrors, but I don't exactly miss

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

Every period of time, every decade has had its share of atrocities worldwide.

I did not mean to deny or diminish that fact.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

News only came on for half an hour at night and it was mostly local, so I didn't know or care about any of that

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Bing Bing Bing BONG BONG BOONG (static noises)

Youve got mail.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Worst thing about the 90s is that I didn't appreciate them enough when I had them. Please come back.

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 15 points 23 hours ago

https://youtu.be/vLlWrt-zmTo

If anyone can find a peertube link do share.

Step one kill someone with a car? A great tip is getting in the hot tub while waiting for downloading and updating windows.