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[โ€“] ceenote@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

It feels wrong to apply a term as memey as "cringe" to something as dark as the Epstein files but Elon's cringe is just so overwhelming it can't be helped.

[โ€“] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Who would have thought the shithead pushing Ai slop that undresses women & children without consent would be a fucking pedo ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] chaogomu@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Girls, it also undresses young girls.

And apparently the grok website/app or whatever will generate explicit and/or violent videos of anyone.

So yeah. One more reason to take all of Elons money and put him in jail forever.

[โ€“] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

put him in jail forever.

That's not the solution with fascists, but saying the solution out loud will get you banned

[โ€“] chaogomu@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I never said where the jail was. My idea for that will also get you banned.

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[โ€“] P1k1e@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The smallest joy I have in this life is knowing this fuckwads true soul looks this fucking stupid

[โ€“] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

Yep, his force ghost will be based on genetics not surgery.

[โ€“] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Elon, if you're reading this, there is no amount of money that can fix the mess left behind by your failed penis enlargement surgery. And, somewhere in a more impoverished part of the world, there is a man with the kind of huge hog you can never have. Never.

[โ€“] mirshafie@europe.pub 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I mean I think the bigger issue here is that he sent a Tesla to space when he could have become the Jesus of our times, and saved hundreds of millions of people from abject poverty and despair.

[โ€“] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know what's funny, though? I think about this all the time. There's thousands of "Jesus of our times" people, but we don't know any of their names, because they never became billionaires, because... well... they didn't hoard money, cause... well... they're "Jesus"

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[โ€“] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Another good one is imagining him getting smashed in a rugby maul at a high end South African school.

[โ€“] normanwall@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

(Girls FTW!!)

[โ€“] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Making the remark regarding the diver such projection.

[โ€“] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

always, with these nazi types.

[โ€“] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tbf that was the moment I knew he was quite likely to be a pedo. What was that, a decade ago?

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[โ€“] yingsawng.guzom@piefed.social 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[โ€“] ultranaut@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a complete off subject comment, this screenshot of musk is from when he brought a McLaren F1 hands down the greatest car ever made. Musky not only had one but didnโ€™t insure it and would later crash it wile showing off.

[โ€“] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Why would a billionaire insure their car?

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[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago

โ€œIโ€™m asking so I can make sure I donโ€™t go there that day, because Iโ€™ve never been there.โ€

[โ€“] someguy3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

The hair plugs was money well spent.

[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 month ago

What a fucking zero.

[โ€“] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

"Dude, you look like a Goblin, and you'll scare the girls. They're just little kids after all. It's hard enough to get them to cooperate with sex with fat old men, but you're downright horrifying."

[โ€“] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This was like 2013 right?

[โ€“] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago

A lot of people forget that he's just a skeezy loser. No amount of money can make him cool.

[โ€“] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are things you can't buy with money.

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[โ€“] CircaV@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Such a massive loser

[โ€“] barzaria@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Epstein island was financed by Russia through Israel. The whole thing serves the dual purpose of blackmailing people who did not want the files released and damaging non-Russian nations when it got released. Trump is a Russian asset. Tulsi Gabbard, the Director of National Intelligence, is a Russian asset. Russia wants more authoritarian states and less liberally democratic states in the world. I assume that Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and anyone else that were in the files are also either direct assets or pawns for Russia. This wasn't a weird cult that sprang up from nowhere. This was a concerted politically motivated honeypot. The irony to me is that the red scare of the cold war resulted in anti-communist thought in America, and now that very same anti-communist thought is being used to help Russia! We should be having another red scare now about Russia.

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