I like cropping images like this to remove context
Brings me joy
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2026
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Good thing they only eat prawns.
Maybe the testers were just working overtime and needed a little help with that.
Ha!
I'm vegan but next time in Britain I'll order shrimp
New Jack City.
Fuck all of you!
On the one hand it's 'Hurr durr, the English don't use any spice', and now it's 'hurr durr, the English over-spice their shrimp'.
It's so cost effective too. You only need a few grains for it to make a difference
maybe stop using cocaine as spice
You can't get fucking picky, mate. We've got salt. We've got pepper. We've got curry powder but we don't understand it. And we've got class A narcotics.
What's a fella to do? I'll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!
Now thats british cuisine I can get behind
Actually I think we need to put it in a pot on tables next to the salt and pepper
In other words, mass spectrometry is still able to detect trace amounts of molecules.
Now do lead, cadmium, nuclear fallout, truck tire residue, nano plastic, etc.
I'd like to see US catch analysis.
Meth
You sounds smart, is this the same jazz they used in that ncis/mythbusters episode to figure out which wine bottle was from pre nuke testing and which was counterfeit? Or do I need to be snorting my shrimp tails?
If you don’t snort them slide em this way.
Those buggers must be filthy rich
Sounds like it's fun to be a shrimp
Maybe not though. I suspect I had weed laced with cocaine once and it filled me with such dread I had to turn on all the lights in my apartment and refused to go to bed until after sunrise
We (young adolescents) found a joint in the Pic-Pac parking lot. Took that and our skateboards to the entrance of the abandoned middle school. someone cut that thing up on an upturned skateboard and concluded it's weed, good weed, with some extra white powder... Im still alive, I guess. Good trip, but I cant recommend the risk.
Pretty doubtful it was cocaine then
Who knows. Maybe the same drug sometimes affects the same people differently. I once had severe memory loss after drinking weed soda even though I had had the same product numerous times before without experiencing memory loss
Sounds like when my buddy got an edible laced with PCP.
Sounds like your buddy took more than he could handle and wanted somebody else to blame. Nobody laces cannabis products, especially not with something as expensive as PCP.
Nobody laces cannabis products
Whoever told you that lied to you. This was back when you had to buy pot from drug dealers, and people absolutely laced weed to make ditch weed seem higher quality.
No, they didn't. A Dare officer told you that. Ditch weed was 10/g max. Nobody was mixing in something that sold for $50+ a gram to make it stronger. Lacing weed is something the user does, to make their own stash stronger/different effects, whatever. I've hit wet blunts, and promptly thrown the owner out of where ever we were, because that's bullshit without warning me. You aren't talking to some gen Z kid that's only bought carts from a state licensed store. In all my experience I have never met someone that would sell the cannabis that they had adulterated, because it doesn't make any sense. Nobody is going to go back to the dealer selling laced weed unless they know it's laced and want it specifically.
They were taking ditch weed, lacing it, then selling it as Dro. I've watched dealers lace their weed, so I don't know what you're going on about.
I'm not saying it's common, but it absolutely was a thing people did. And still do.
My friend wasn't some kid who didn't listen to the warning about eating half your edible and waiting 30 minutes. He knew what being violently too high on edibles felt like, and that's not what he experienced.
Shrimps are known for their cocaine abuse. Fuckers gotta be constantly stuffing their noses.
I'm not sure they even have noses
They're tootin' it up somehow. Every see one of those things swim? Fast. The ONLY explanation is cocaine.
Isn't just about every banknote contaminated with cocaine?
Trace amounts, yes. This is normal.
50% cocaine, 50% raw sewage.
The 2019 study tested a small number of sites in Suffolk, so not all of England.
Funny how something so seemingly direct can be a lie
In the shitpost’s defense, the shrimp is pictured doing lines of cocaine with a US banknote. So accuracy wasn’t the goal. Everyone knows that shrimp snort their lines with British currency.
I mean it was ‘every shrimp that was tested’
Oh, I’ve read this one before! The cocaine was so pervasive, they even found it in the blanks! Too bad publishing that makes the report kind of useless.
If you really want to see something, and you’re sloppy with your blanks, an LCMS can detect anything you want.
Yo crazy pic they got of my home boy Jameson right there, def not sloppy slop.
Hell yeah boys