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The cops pay Anon a visit (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

On one hand, I loathe pedophiles and the awful black market that they use to trade whatever

On other hand, I wonder how often the "law" just uses this to get rid of people who displease them, they just install the appropriate stash with a thumb drive while "scanning".

Decades in prison, asset forfeiture, who would stop them or even be able to prove it? The modern equivalent of planting drugs (which they are caught doing frequently already), and nobody wants to defend pedophiles.

Worst case scenario for them? The taxpayers pay for a lawsuit settlement and they might get paid leave for six months

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Yeah, but why bother? They can just turn off the body camera and shoot them in self defense. Same outcome and way less work.

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 2 points 30 minutes ago

Making a martyr vs discrediting everything someone has ever done, and turning their family/friends/everyone against them and their ideology.

Hmm...

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

They do that already (gun them down), but they can't kill too many people! It's like they have a murder quota.

So, for the rest they plant evidence on, drugs and this.

Also, many of them are sadists and prefer the torture route (like 40 years in prison).

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 35 minutes ago

chemical castration is the correct way to solve ops problem

[–] irelephant@anarchist.nexus 28 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Irl they'd just refuse to leave, and maybe shoot your dog.

[–] Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Irl they've already bugged your home and the train arrives 0800 tomorrow morning, you will never be seen again.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 hours ago

If there's not a thermite microcharge hovering above your crime drive are you even really posting? Ctrl-Super-M (for melt) and that sucker's a puddle

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 7 hours ago

Anon needs a bugout bag plan, which also would have him wipe his computer when he leaves. He needs to have some drills tho.

But like other people said in the comments, it is not the smartest legal move.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 42 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

congrats for torrenting the latest disney movie off their honeypot

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 2 hours ago

Thanks for seeding Disney

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago

Their fault for torrenting without a VPN

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Step 1: Back up important files
Step 2: boot from live Linux USB
Step 3: dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/nvmeX && dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/nvmeX Repeat as many times as you wish

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

If you have nvme use secure erase first.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Use a live Linux ISO that can run entirely in memory, and run step 3 in an infinite loop. Take the USB with you and leave the PC running.

[–] agingelderly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm dumb, what does this do?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Runs step 3 in an infinite loop

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 69 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

They already showed their cards so they'll not come back with a warrant. This is more about intimidation than anything else.

I've had the same thing happen to me. "Can we search your house? It will help you if you have nothing to hide". Fuck off cunts. They didn't try again.

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Adding onto this one:

I suspect they are searching your trash. They roll up to your house, tell you there's a bunch of "suspicious" shit tied to your address, IP, a cell ping in the area, whatever. The point is to scare the shit out of you in the hopes that you trash any "incriminating" property.

Then they search your trash (which does not require a warrant, let alone notice), find your shit, and then come back to arrest you.

The point here is fuck them. They didn't bother to create a warrant, so they dont get to complain when you decide to upgrade your PC, slag the old drives, then keep them on your coffee table as conversation starters. If they had a warrant, that would be different. They dont.

Don't let them scare you stupid. Continue on as normal. Maybe invest in a different ISP because some like to snitch.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 17 points 5 hours ago

Pretty much.

If OP had something incriminating, they would already have the paperwork they need to grab it.

Police knocking on your door is hoping you would give them information to arrest you. Proper swat team breaking down your door means they already had it.

ICE doesn't count. They're not cops.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 27 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

“Can we search your house? It will only help you if you have nothing to hide”.

Help me how, to get arrested faster? lmao

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" remains at the top of my list of bullshit lines of "reasoning" I've ever heard in my entire life.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

I removed the "only" from my text because it was a bit ambiguous.

But yes it was exactly that. It's like they consider themselves to be the law. "You're either with me or against me". Typical BS.

It's mostly cops that think they have something to prove and try to do stuff by themselves.

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 91 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Fake: cops obeying the law and following due process? Really?

Gay: Anon clearly took “be gay, do crimes” seriously… too bad he didn’t take his opsec as seriously…

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[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What did anon even do to be on the radar, this is just not credible. They would never show up for a chat if that was the case, they would collect evidence quietly.

[–] LordFireCrotch@lemmy.today 36 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

4chan green text? Not credible?

No way!

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Green and gay of whatever

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