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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 12 points 4 hours ago

These memes are getting too complex.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 45 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

In case you are not familiar with mythology: the father of the Minotaur was a white bull sent by Poseidon to King Minos. The king didn’t sacrifice the bull, so Poseidon got mad and enticed the king’s wife to fuck the creature, thus giving birth to half-bull, half-human Minotaur. The Minotaur was then imprisoned in a labyrinth by King Minos.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.social 33 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Moral of the story: If the Gods give you a bull, fuck it before it gets your wife pregnant.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Fuck that traitor.

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Gods getting mad at kings and than impregnating their wives seems the be a regular thing in greek mythology

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Ancient greeks were a bunch of murderous, pedophile cucks.

Ancient Greeks also invented modern politics.

In fact, they even invented the word "pedophile".

Coincidence? I think not.