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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Because I guarantee you that it no longer tastes like pancakes.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

On second thought, maybe I don't want tastebuds just inside my asshole.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That would be a creative curse

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

There was a web comic I saw years ago. Two dudes find a genie one of them wishes that the other guy has tastebuds in his asshole.

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I never remember what I ate last night for dinner, unless I've had corn

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Or beets, which for the first 10 seconds you think you have Ebola... And then ah, yeah, the beets!

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I do remember when I was a kid wondering what happened, then remembered I had a slurpee. (Blue Raspberry)

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 24 points 15 hours ago

Become gluten intolerant and your wish will become a reality.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Tried making spicy pancakes. Would NOT recommend.

[–] IDontEvenGoHere@reddthat.com 6 points 13 hours ago

I've made pancakes with maple syrup and chili crisp and it was delicious! Highly recommend.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 15 hours ago

Jalapeño and bacon pancakes are a thing.

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 6 points 16 hours ago

Kimchijeon, haemul pajeon, dosas. All very good things

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

mildly spicy okonomiyaki sounds great actually

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 15 hours ago

With the power of lactose intolerance, you too can regret certain non-spicy foods! Its usually pretty immediate though

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago
[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

do you really wanna take a shit that's hot and sticky and doughy?

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

Knead me, baby

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Because spiciness is literally heat. Capsaicin, the spicy chemical, literally activates the heat receptors in your skin.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 15 hours ago

Who would do such a thing? Posting jokes in a shitposting community?

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