Maybe he wants to have motorbike races with other heroes
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026
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tbf kids don’t employ logic when playing. to them it’s just a cool bike with a recognizable character
Flash is literally a good sport about his super speed and will not go too fast to make things unfair unless he has to
I thought that was a speedy toilet so he didn't have to shit at mach 5 and blow out his o-ring
I am not a bright person, either that or my flavor of autism names me take everything too literally. I was looking at the bike for like twenty seconds trying to figure out what was wrong with it. Then it dawned on me. 🤦♂️
I feel ya. In the end I just concluded I don't know enough about motorbikes to see what the problem is
I'm not sure if you're serious, but the point of the meme is that the Flash can already run some ludicrous speed without a motorcycle and thus has no use for one. Not that there's anything inherently wrong with this motorcycle in particular.
It’s powered by tachyons so it’s fast too
Merch don't sell itself folks
Driving a motorcycle is an art, gives you feeling which you will not get by sitting in a car