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Homer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's not? There's literally an episode about how Homer is so lucky in life that he drives a man insane.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

In fairness, that entire episode was lampshade hanging

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I mean, this is how far our standard of living has fallen in the US.

Like, back in the 80's and 90's it was pretty normal for a family to subsist on a single income, in a reasonably nice house, with all of their necessities taken care of. It was so normal that even a brainless loser like Homer could do it.

Also because back then, kinda fat = automatic loser

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, 2 kids? Which one died?

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Three! We have THREE kids Homer.

Three noisy kids. Fish heads, fish heads.

[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Dohhh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?!