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[–] Janx@piefed.social 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You've... heard of produce, right...?

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

That's propaganda by Hulk (big green).

[–] CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Am woman, would totally eat. Infact my dinner looks similar except my bread is liquid. And of course some broccoli and onions.

[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@piefed.social 25 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You're going to be constipated

[–] Themistocles@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Can confirm this will happen if you eat nothing but rotisserie chickens every day five days in a row

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Got it, only do four days in a row.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

.... so I needed to go 5 days without pooping.....

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a pretty recent game called Pentiment that's like an old school point and click adventure about a murder in a middle age German Abby where a bunch of conversations happen over meals & who you eat with can have an effect on a bunch if stuff in the game. it was pretty cool to include and I'm guessing they tried to go for some accuracy considering how much detail they use on the foods.

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[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The person for sure needs to learn how to cook

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Dang, medieval peasant had it better than I thought.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 29 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 7 points 18 hours ago

Fun fact: the fork wasn't ubiquitous across Europe until the 1700s.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 18 hours ago

A medieval king more like

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

Minecraft dinner

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 7 points 18 hours ago
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

........why does this gif exist???

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[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

Aah yes

The bachelors handbag.

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