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[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 7 points 19 hours ago
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 12 points 22 hours ago (5 children)
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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's a US$5 Costco rotisserie

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 20 hours ago

Here I was wondering what's wrong with roasting a chicken. Not the most advanced of cooking skills but not bad.

Aaand he didn't even cook the chicken.

[–] heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 12 points 22 hours ago

😂 I don't think I eat that much meat in a whole month, but I also "cook" very simply. Quantity and taste are more important than style.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago

A man Ron would be proud of

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 2 points 16 hours ago

Aah yes

The bachelors handbag.

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago

My kind of vegetable-less meal.

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a boy and...you need to learn how to cook.

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[–] okmko@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This was my Christmas dinner during Covid, lol. Pair it with Siracha and gravy from the roasting drippings and baby you got a stew going

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Damn straight!! But a medieval peasant would also have beer or meade.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

Midaeval baron maxing

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Medieval peasant? Toss that sucker in a pot with some water. For the rest of eternity.

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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

I've literally been doing this for lunches. Bake a loaf of bread, have a rotisserie chicken on hand for the week, a block of cheese. Boom. Lunch.

And when I have some more time or am tired of that, make some porridge with oats and chicken. Maybe a little broth, some onions, seasonings.

Dont underestimate peasant mode. Lunch for the whole week for like $12

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Grab a head of romaine next time, slice it up and rinse it and have it in the fridge so you can grab a handful to add to your sandwich or bed under your hot chicken to catch the juices. Maybe grab an apple while you're in the produce section.

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I’m a boy. I appreciate it.

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

I can already tell this person lacks fiber

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