No thanks, I'm trying to keep my in-dog minutes to a minimum this month.
this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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Yours doesn't roll over?
I'm hoping that I'm misinterpreting what you're saying.
If my wife saw your username, she would sing it to me.
edit: I read your username to my wife and she sang it back to me.
We regret to inform you that the furries are at it again
I think they win this one
Why did I hear this in an Encanto character's voice?
"Luisa, the donkeys are out again!"
"I don't care how
hard the work is."
You guys are lasting 2 whole minutes?
In dog minutes, maybe
Braggart
What can I say? It's a dog-eatout-dog world right now :/
Stop it, you're going to get invited to the new secret island
Oh! Right. It's Valentine's Day.
I currently have no reason to track that, and probably won't for the foreseeable future.
It’s still important to know. It changes which bars I go to that day. The one attached to a steakhouse gets too busy, so I go to the one in a bbq restaurant.
It's also relevant for some mmo events!!
🤝
Yep, same here
Who says romance is dead!
I like the way she does math.
If its anal, its 1 minute 43 seconds.
I'm not so sure about that, but then again, I Am Not A Lawyer.
Well, thats what my official timer told me.
So you're saying if I can last 10 seconds, that's over a minute?!
Achievement, unlocked.
Aww, that account is suspended.