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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 27 minutes ago

A car battery would do shit all. Dry skin potential point is like 65V.

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

This is cute, but also in case anyone needs to learn something today:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstitial_space

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Make friends with the legends who live downstairs.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

A car battery would not do much. Let's try 40kHz AC?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 hours ago

Did you mean kV? I don't know if 40kHz is high enough, but I know at some point it doesn't even shock anymore, just burns. Hence you can take a screwdriver in your hand, and get it close to high frequency Tesla coil / slayer exciter circuit (not that I know the difference) and have it flow through you no problem, just if you touch the spark directly it burns.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

How thin would your floors and ceilings need to be for this to be real?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

Thinner than the lag bolts are long...?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 6 points 6 hours ago

I got drill bits that can go pretty deep. The reason this shit doesn't happen to professionals like myself is that I am scared of electricity and power tools and have no clue what I'm doing and have people do it for me.

SMH

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, if you want the battery to short out and start a fire.

Cut the tips off then drill out the screws so they break off the next time they use it

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 15 points 6 hours ago

Seriously though, this is def something you take up with the landlord, the fines and payment for the repairs alone will be punishment enough.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Yeah my landlord wouldn't be too happy.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 51 points 10 hours ago (20 children)

Ok but for real, that wouldn't work, right? How would them holding it complete the circuit? The circuit is just gonna be from one screw to the top of the pole back through another screw, not the part the person is holding.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 29 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (26 children)

You can short the terminals on a car battery with your body with no issue (there's a theory that that's why you see it in movies so much - if anyone actually tries it the studio isn't giving them an idea that actually works. Same with duct-tape gags and chloroform), but it might melt the hardware and set the floor on fire which would be fun! What they should really do is connect a HV source and charge up the pole. Won't cause any lasting harm, but hopefully it'll convince them they drove a screw through a live wire.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I mean, a car battery isn't going to do anything even if you could complete a circuit. You can just grab the terminals on a car battery, 12V isn't high enough to be noticeable on dry skin.

You'd want to solder on the hot lead of an extension cord hooked up to 120 if you wanted to make sure they never touch that pole again.

Disclaimer: don't do this, it'll probably kill.

[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A electric horse fence is a better option. Will zing you but isn't lethal and also has an intermittent current. Specifically designed to be touched by living things without harm. But stay away from cattle fencing, that can kill someone with a heart condition.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

You would have to try pretty hard to kill yourself with a hotwire even if you had a heart condition. Like lay on your side on the ground and grab the hotwire so maybe the circuit went through your heart and not entirely followed the shortest path to ground along your side.

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hammer and punch them back down. Or drip lube down the bolts so it makes the pole unusable.

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