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[–] tensorpudding@lemmy.world 3 points 37 minutes ago

Took the dogs to the vet the other day to get their shots, and the friggin rabies tags were Texas-shaped. Ugly!

[–] vogi@piefed.social 41 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

fixed the neighbors business card.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Bro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Patrick, you’re sweating.

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 14 seconds ago

people would laugh if we could see the gif.

upload it to catbox.moe

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago

Texas: Fucking Florida!

Florida: Fucking Texas!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Saguaro doesn't even grow in texas.

[–] knacht1@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Texan Bidet

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Colorado: amateurs

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago

Makes me think of hank hill’s texas-shaped wall clock

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Texas makes Florida look like North Carolina (the best state)

[–] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 4 hours ago

Nah, fuck that shit. Texas politics suck hard, but not like Florida suck. The Texas Legislature is out of their minds, but they still follow rules of procedure. Florida's government is fucking gone

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Florida and North Carolina BBQ are on par with one another

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Maybe in general, but Eastern-Carolina style is the superlative barbecue form.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

Florida has BBQ? I've been there a bunch and have never heard of it

[–] hesh@quokk.au 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Florida ain't got shit on NC barbecue

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

When you're comparing it to Texas BBQ, it all looks the same