Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 4 hours ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You keep using that word.

[–] mike_wooskey@lemmy.thewooskeys.com 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think it means what he thinks it means.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

Anybody wanna peanut?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

God damnit. That took me a second.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 7 points 3 hours ago

That's how long I last too

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You are not alone.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

They were at the time.