Stupid Millennials! You're supposed to magically develop bodies which survive off instant noodles and works until it's 70! /s
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2026
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At 44, my doc keeps telling me I need to eat a better diet. His diet would break the damn bank.. I have a family of three to feed.
Splurging on double ply toilet paper that is free of bark. Recklessly spending on biannual toothbrushs. carelessly using their lunch break to eat instead of adopting mico-hussles. foolishly agreeing to pay rent instead of taking money out of their grandfather's equity built trust fund to buy expansive rental properties.
why are they so bad with money?
"I crave you like millennials crave rotisserie chicken" damn I wish this had come out before Valentines day
Mmmm, chicken